new york minute

Approximately 36 seconds, as opposed to the normal 60 seconds in a minute

"So would you do her?"
"In a new york minute."

by Justin Tym December 28, 2005

New York Minute

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.

A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.

by docsterx September 13, 2012

last minute e buyer

A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.

Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

10 minute challenge

The challenge of having a girl suck your dick and make you ejaculate with 10 minutes. This proves that they really like/love you because they've really gotta put forth some effort into that 10 minutes.

Guy 1: That was the best bj ever! I love the 10 minute challenge!
Guy 2: You only lasted like 3 minutes....
Guy 1: Did you get a blowjob recently?

by jamesTnutts June 19, 2011

mile a minute

The velocity of 60mph. Duh. hehe. An alternative expression to the aforementioned definition.

My Hamman-tuned BMW M5 can reach a mile a minute speed from zero in 4 seconds! ( I wish haha )

by kikkoman69 June 9, 2004

Hebrew School Minute

When your listening to a Hebrew school classmate read Hebrew from a book, which sounds like meaningless gibberish, for what seems like an eternity but only a minute or two has passed. May be used to describe any extremely boring classroom experience.

Hebrew School Minute may also apply to listening to an extremely boring lecturer.

by Red Sam Black April 20, 2010