baller stats 

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.

Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.

baller stats by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

Fudge Ballee 

Is the person suffering from diarrhea, who has a penis inserted and stuck in to their ass and then violently ejects shit down the eye of the Fudge Baller's penis giving them fudge balls

Daniel wanted to be a Fudge Ballee so he sat on Darren's cock and waited for the super glue to dry then exploded diarrhea, sending it shooting down the eye of Darren's cock filling his balls with shit

Fudge Ballee by Testeagle November 10, 2008

Ballerina

When a female inserts both of her large toes into a male's anus.

Derived from the feminine squeal made by the man once his anus is penetrated; also named by the use of the two toes during this procedure that are commonly used by ballerinas.

Guy 1: "Dude what's wrong with you"
Guy 2: "Oh, my girlfriend ballerina'd me hard last night."

Girl 1: "Well how do you dominate him?"
Girl 2: "I give him the old ballerina, shuts him right up. ;)"

Ballerina by ogle21 August 14, 2011

Low Baller 

A person who offers an unreasonably low amount for something they are trying to buy. Typically an offer of 30% (or lower) less than the asking price is considered a low ball offer.

Item X is for sale for the amount of $1500.

Low Baller:
I'll give you $1000 for your X.

Seller:
GTFO of here. Like I said, no low ball offers you POS! And stop wasting my time!

Low Baller by USMC SGT November 1, 2011

Balleranium

The most baller of substances EVER!
100000000000x harder than Steel and 1000000000000x sexier as well!

If you obtain Balleranium status, you are known as the master of macking, the hardest of the hard, and the pimpest of pimp.

Balleranium is #169 on the periodic table

When Michael Jordan won his 6th ring, it was made out of Balleranium.

When Lance Armstrong won his final tour de France, his bike was made of Balleranium.

Batmans car is made from Balleranium.

Balleranium by BTV Mrs. Good December 11, 2010

Baller Status 

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.

Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.

Baller Status by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011

bellevue 

A hella tizzite city in Washington where all the true gangsters live. We lay low in our mercedes and bently's, and get some good food at Cheesecake Factory. All the coool bellevue bitches live on Cougar Mountain, and attend Issaquah High School, whereas all the lame-asses attend some other bellevue high school. Official saying in B-town: "Yo, im white. But i'll pop u one if u mess up my AF1's. Take that biatch!"

"Yo, lets head over to bellevue to pick up some sexy bellevue bitches"

bellevue by Ghetto Nizzzik April 25, 2005