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Definitions by K-Wheezle

baller stats 

Favorable regard gained with romantic interests, particularly when gained because of one's affiliations or basic demographic information beyond one's control.
Being from California gives her baller stats in Podunkville, SC.

Man, I wish I had baller stats like you got.
baller stats by K-Wheezle July 23, 2004

perpetrate; perpetrator 

To inappropriately and unjustifiably wrong another, particularly -but not necessarily- knowingly or maliciously.
Man, that's the second time this month my paycheck was wrong; they need to quit perpetrating!