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Good In Bed 

a piece of literary GENIUS written by Jennifer Weiner (no, pervert ... its pronounced Way-Ner). synopsis-cized as follows:
"For twenty-eight years, things have been tripping along nicely for Cannie Shapiro. Sure, her mother has come charging out of the closet, and her father has long since dropped out of her world. But she loves her friends, her rat terrier, Nifkin, and her job as pop culture reporter for The Philadelphia Examiner. She's even made a tenuous peace with her plus-size body.

But the day she opens up a national women's magazine and sees the words "Loving a Larger Woman" above her ex-boyfriend's byline, Cannie is plunged into misery...and the most amazing year of her life. From Philadelphia to Hollywood and back home again, she charts a new course for herself: mourning her losses, facing her past, and figuring out who she is and who she can become"

The release of this book brought new meaning to the "chick lit" genre which previously consisted of smut novels and other various forms of girlish literary works - that THAT stupid boys!
Good in bed is the most awesomest book ever written. durr
Good In Bed by Cannie Shapiro February 18, 2009
Related Words
An incomplete autocorrect of "ruined" using ru--ed with two incomplete letters.
"It had ru bed my sleeping schedule."
"Ruined*"
ru bed by Rae Styles November 23, 2016

Fuck bed 

Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.
“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”
Fuck bed by PixieGirl1973 March 21, 2019

Man Made Bed 

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.
Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"
Man Made Bed by SamStrane December 8, 2009

under the bed pretty 

So ugly, you have to be hidden under the bed
(describing someone to a friend) He is what I would call "under the bed pretty"
under the bed pretty by HOHOHOMOS November 28, 2013

Knock It Under The Bed 

knocking your shlong under THE bed.
Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE