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awful waffle

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.
The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.
by xoTeenidol216xo May 28, 2010
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waffle-iron syndrome

When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.
"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."
by ChumpChange23 February 17, 2010
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Waffle Ass

When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.
Bob's ass looks like an Eggo because I gave him waffle ass during that hot sex.
by Leggomyeggo11 December 17, 2010
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wafflemayo

Wafflemayo is used to replace ROFLMAO Sometimes people say wafflemao but it is actually supposed to be waffle mayo.
"That was so funny."

"YEAH IT WAS WAFFLEMAYO XDDD
by Mwahahaha42 December 31, 2010
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Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom

When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.
Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!
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Waffiyah

is the sweetest and most darling girl on the planet. The name literally means "fullfilled promise" <3
waffiyah---> cotton candy
by Deejaruzo November 13, 2011
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Waffle hair

When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.
I gave that bitch a perm with my sperm! WAFFLE HAIR!!!
by noodlesmom August 21, 2013
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