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Wannabe Tough Guy 

A person who WANTS to be tough by saying shit about others and saying that they're strong enough already. However, most of these wannabe tough guys are either scrawny loners,fatasses, or jocks who taken steroids.

They mostly talk about their strength,weight,height,etc even though most people won't care.

If you're encountering a wannabe tough guy, ignore them. Remember, they talk soo much yet they do very little.
Brett: yo, guyz i just workd out 4 30 mins today!!!11 I joged around da whol neighboor hood!!1 im going to kik that guys ass soon this week!1 omg yay

Andrew: No one cares how much you've worked out. And it you're acting like a wannabe tough guy. Just shut the fuck up already. You've been saying that everyday for the past two weeks.
Wannabe Tough Guy by Saanzan August 7, 2010
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karma touchdown 

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.
friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story
karma touchdown by uncle bill July 11, 2011

Tough It Out 

Even though I've lost all of my money, gotten mugged fourteen times in one night, got shot in the leg in four different spots, and got peed on by nine poodles, I will tough it out and keep on going.
Tough It Out by SmellyCindo September 15, 2011

Tough as Train Smoke 

Someone who displays actions that are tougher to inhale than train smoke. Someone with true grit just as train smoke as a lot of grit in it.
Did you see that Iowa offensive lineman get hit by that truck and get right back up?

Yeah man that guys as Tough as Train Smoke

Tough sticker 

Problem with getting a tough sticker is that you can't exactly wash it off. That shit is for life.
Tough sticker by llamamamall October 10, 2010
A Tochi is a nice person but NEVER judge a book by it's cover. She/he may look good but gosh is she/he a package. She /he can be extremely sassy and doesn't always care about how other people feel. When Tochi is not in her/his MOOD she/he can be very loving and she's/he's a big jokester she/he loves to crack jokes and play games. She/he may talk alot at times but that's a Tochi for you.
The teacher told Tochi off for talking and Tochi argued with the teacher but apoligised/apoligized later on.
Tochi by Starree July 9, 2018

toucherydoo 

When an australian boy feels up a girl for hours without sexual intentions.
That toucherydoo last night was amazing, when will we do toucherydoo v2.0?
toucherydoo by coconut December 29, 2004