Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

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Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

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touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

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Italian tip touching

When 6 to 8 dudes all touch tips together at one point. Then you drizzle melted cheese and marinara sauce to make a dick pizza. When all is said and done they pull apart together and say “MAMA MIA”

Yo dude me and the basketball team did Italian tip touching

What’s that?

It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it

What the fuck

by Hidden Squid March 29, 2025

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Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep. Usually in reference to the depth of snow. Or the depth being equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

by AKD527!! June 9, 2024

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