The Tenni

When you fist your misso from behind while anally penetrating her. You then proceed to masturbate yourself while balls deep in her ass and fisting, through the thin wall between her pussy and ass

I performed "The Tenni" on the misso last night. She wont be able to shit right for a week now!

by Hill8illyBrenno June 1, 2022

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.

Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis

by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022

East Tennessee mating call

When a man makes a rattling noise by shaking a pill bottle to get the attention of drug addicted women

The fastest way to get laid in a trailer park is give off an East Tennessee mating call and before you know it there’ll be a single file line of chicks outside your double wide.

by Sleepover Gang Party October 10, 2022

The Tennessee trainline

1.When you let half your department run a train on you.
2. Sleeping with 6 co-workers at once.

Officer: Tell the rest of boys it's time to run the Tennessee Trainline
Sargent: you got it officer

by YourResidentFreak January 19, 2023

Brown Tennessee Chimney

When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.

“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”

by World wide weed wacker March 7, 2023

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023