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SmarterChild (5:42:26 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with QUIZ in it to my buddy MyTVBud to play the Secret Life TV Show QUIZ!
SmarterChild (5:42:26 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with QUIZ in it to my buddy MyTVBud to play the Secret Life TV Show QUIZ!
by theresstilladakota? February 1, 2009
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Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.
It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.
It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
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Garrett's farts were so wet that we had to give him a shart guard to keep him from shitting his pants.
by HBL December 9, 2008
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Also known as losing the gamble.
Also known as losing the gamble.
by bscepter February 12, 2005
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When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"
by ZockMon October 19, 2008
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Person 2: Nothing much just defacating outside
Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating
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Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating
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