Monkey Strike 

A buggy mod that disspointed me

omfg cant open library client.dll wtf

Monkey Strike by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003

monkey devil 

a mean mean bass line provider often found at partys raves and disotek's

person 1- Are you going to the rave on saturday?

person 2- s*!t yeah, i heard theres gonna be a monkey devil there

monkey devil by md999 November 18, 2007

Monkey Toss 

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).

Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.

Monkey Toss by Haggdogg June 18, 2009

Monkey Sticks

Another term for drumsticks, usually used by other members of a rock band to refer to the insane idiocy of the drummer.

That idiot forgot his monkey sticks again....

Monkey Sticks by nonpercussionist October 29, 2009

monkey knuckle 

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina

Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.

monkey knuckle by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

Monkey Style

The act of doing it doggy style, then quickly pulling it out and ramming it in her butt. After ejaculation, quickly pull out and she will then fart out a big wad of crap stained jizz. When she turns to look at you like WTF? you proceed to scoop it up and throw it in her face, just like a monkey.

Joe: Dude, I got freaky with you mom last night!
Frank: So she let you hit it Monkey Style?
Joe: Hell yeah, she loved it!

Monkey Style by Skud49 May 21, 2010

Monkey steals the peach 

1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"

1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC

Monkey steals the peach by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009