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jesus saves!

what you yell out loud when Jesus the goalie blocks a puck from entering the net.
he's going for the shot...but the goalie blocks it! Jesus saves! What a save by Jesus!
by hockey rules June 10, 2005
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Jesse

One that all of the ladies secretly look at and want him but never tell him. he is one that is very sweet, and caring, he always knows what to say. known as the good guy when he dates someone they always last long.
Do you know Jesse?

Of coarse sooo nice.... i just want to bang him!
by social expert 07 February 1, 2010
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Jesus Christ

The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005
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jesse

the best guy in the world, sweetest, AND hottest! gives great turn-ons!
"wow, that guy is such a jesse!"

"he gave me such a jesse last night!"
by jolene(: October 9, 2008
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Jesus piece

An oversized platinum, gold or silver pendant sometimes encrusted with diamonds and other gems made in the likeness of Jesus. These pendants are worn on a heavy rope style of necklace.

The Jesus piece, and other styles of large pendants worn with rope style jewelry have been a staple of hip hop youth culture for nearly thirty years. Presently, hip hop artists and fans alike use the Jesus piece as a symbol of being "hood" or keepin' it real and being extravagantly wealthy at the same time. The Jesus piece testifies to the fact "you can take the man out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the man."



It's like that, and that's the way it is. HUH!
After the famous hip hop artist assured an entertainment reporter he was "an ordinary erryday
type-a dude from around the way just keepin it gangsta and keepin it street"; he turned to the cameras to pose for a photo opportunity, holding his 150,000 dollar diamond studded platinum Jesus piece in his right hand and making a sideways peace sign with his left.
by yallahyallah February 7, 2008
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sarah jessica parker

If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.
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Jessenya

A spunky random girl who can change the subject every 5 seconds. She talks a lot, but is very funny.
1: "Hey look there comes Jessenya! She's talking about, oh wait, now she changed the subject to, now back to..."
2: "She's so ramdom!"
by anonymous8675 July 6, 2011
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