by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025
Get the evan petersmug. Evan is the most kind, courageous, hard working person you will ever meet he is strong, ambitious and never gives up. He’s beautiful and caring inside and out!
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
Evan is so caring
by WoolfB November 22, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
by Highon you February 12, 2023
Get the Evanmug. by Evan Hua November 21, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo
Evan is gay
by Gunitgod December 3, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
Get the Evan-taxmug. Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges
by evica November 5, 2019
Get the Evanmug.