Cat Massage 

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

Cat Massage by Chang Sauce August 19, 2009

cat pussy 

Pussy that is so good you want to purr.

"that pussy last night was so good. That was some cat pussy right there"

cat pussy by imeanlikewhatevenisagoodhandle September 11, 2015

cat girl

A cross between a cat like thing and a human type thing. The females tend to be damned sexxxy.

I love Cat girls!

cat girl by DarkFoxFurre May 7, 2003

cat-girl 

A cross between a feline (cat) and a homid (human). Femal cat girls are damn sexxy.

I love cat-girls!

cat-girl by DarkFoxFurre May 7, 2003

Cat's Cradle 

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

Cat's Cradle by Matt April 14, 2005

cat porn 

Zach Lauer

Zach Lauer watches cat porn daily.

cat porn by titties_kick_dicks December 31, 2013

Cat sausage 

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.

Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.

Cat sausage by ASPCA April 7, 2013