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Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.
Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.
by Chang Sauce August 19, 2009
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The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
by C3PBro June 09, 2013
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