dylan bragdon

The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.

Dylan Bragdon, Brewer, Maine

by sevVvered April 28, 2014

Brandon

Often referred to as a bad B.M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon Morris who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon Morris. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

by jameshmc November 10, 2008

Brandon

A young hot boy who dances for older girls and has many "cougars".

Karissa and Caitlin are Brandon's cougars and expect him to dance for them.

by cougar1 February 5, 2010

Brand Name

When you are relatively new to a given area, and nobody quite really knows your name (ex. Normally live in Western Mass then transfer schools to live in Boston) and you do something so absolutely fucked that the entire campus only knows you by what you've done and not your name.

kid1: yo, have you met my friend derik?
kid2: wait, is that the kid who cracked his head on concrete and had to get 8 staples in his skullplate?
kid1: yeah man thats him!
kid2: Fuck yeah!! he's fucking Brand Name now!

by Brand0n September 26, 2005

Brandon

Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.

" hey brandon & dakota....& beagle, do you want a rasin?"

by nootlicker April 15, 2013

Let’s Go Brandon

Phrase: Literally means “Fuck Joe Biden.”

A reporter at the NASCAR race on Sunday said the crowd was screaming “Let’s Go Brandon!”

by GTrump2025 October 4, 2021

Dark Brandon

Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.

It has been extended to

Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman

It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.

shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."

Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.

by Antibogotes August 28, 2022