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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024
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Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him
Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
by yeah4610 June 20, 2023
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johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
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Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.
Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.
by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018
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josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.
I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson
by RNKILLER June 2, 2017
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Thick Johnson

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.
by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018
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kaylee johnson

One really amazing girl if u know her keep her close... u may loose her
omg kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

omg!! thats so true
by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016
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