The Church of Brett

The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson

Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday

by IamJole22 May 1, 2023

lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language

A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.

by jag3773 July 14, 2023

raha charchoal night

a braindead stupid ginger

“ raha charchoal night looks like ed sheeran “

by i AM the silly August 11, 2023

The Church of Nilton

The Church of Nilton was founded in the 1970s in the UK. While technically not a church, it promotes collective class consciousness through a Marxist framework. The followers of the Church are colloquially known as Niltonites.

Hey, have you seen the Church of Nilton building that popped up around the corner? Those bloody Niltonites better not spread their Marxism here.

by Boris Johnsonion August 23, 2023

The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

HUNDO CHURCH

The place you go to get your dick sucked, or anal fuck your opponent after breaking 100 points in fantasy football.

I'll see you at hundo church, I'll be the one with my dick in Max's mouth.

by Two Hundo Buddah September 30, 2023

The Church

That's your fucking story? That the church swooped in and stopped all the raping and pillaging?

Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023