ass licked 

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

ass licked by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

ass crack 

The split between someone's ass cheeks.

Look at the size of that guys ass crack! It runs halfway up his back

ass crack by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002

ass play

Stimulating someones anus with any of the following: finger, mouth, toe, fist, hamster, cell phone (set to vibrate), ext.

Common act between homosexuals

Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"

The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts

"I intentionally get bad cases of hemorrhoids to get ass play with the Doc."

ass play by smallzilla January 12, 2011

ass captain 

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

ass captain by Epic909 March 28, 2004

ass backward 

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

ass backward by marty767 September 23, 2006

ass billboard 

(n). Any saying in big letters, usually found on the back of a pair a girl's sweatpants, like Abercrombie and Fitch.

There she was in the gym, on the treadmill, wearing an ass billboard. It had the word "Juicy" written on it.

ass billboard by boggler January 1, 2005

ass pounded 

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass

that twink was totally ass pounded!!!

ass pounded by cooperrrr February 7, 2014