The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
Get the Farmer's Wifemug. An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
Get the Randy's wifemug. When your on your girlfriends leash
by Greekgod10 July 1, 2016
Get the Wifedmug. the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman
Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.
by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016
Get the throw down wifemug. Have you heard about Tom Holland and georgia torr
Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
by Nobodyyk February 21, 2022
Get the Tom Hollands Wifemug. by karnowski snr December 28, 2023
Get the wife savermug. A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
by Iri June 17, 2024
Get the wife pussymug.