Stop touching kids 

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids

You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids

Stop touching kids by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020

tough clown 

a buffoon who is nonetheless robust, tenacious, and totally unbreakable

Barry might've blown off his left buttock with that firecracker gag, but I wouldn't mess with him because he'd destroy anyone in a fight. That' right, he's one tough clown!

tough clown by Tough Clown Advocate May 12, 2010

tough balls 

A word for a tough guy. Someone who is a tough balls works out all the time and has huge pecs.

Who's this tough balls over here squatting 6,000 pounds

tough balls by whosthistoughballsoverhere June 22, 2010

she tough 

Means she is good looking, very attractive, hot, eye catching, her body is nice,

Yo Shawty tough as shit. I meant this chic last night I’m telling you she was tough! Yo you see that outfit she wearing she tough

she tough by Precise March 29, 2018

Ethan Torchio 

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

Ethan Torchio by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

Tough shit 

Badass way of saying too bad.

A: Excuse me, but your smoke is going all over us.
B: Tough shit, fuckface.

Tough shit by sajux March 2, 2015

russian touchdown 

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

russian touchdown by SAM1 October 14, 2013