Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 22, 2023

Spoons

Something You will never understand.

The questions on the math test were like spoons

by MrSpartan October 25, 2019

silver spoon

in modern day street slang, a “silver spoon present” represents the use of heroin, as silver unlike other metals reduces the risk of toxins being released into the drug when ignited.

“she’ll never get her life together if she doesn’t get over that silver spoon”

by everyusernameiwantistaken November 24, 2020

Spoon

What Liam Payne used to be afraid of. He has, however, overcome this fear!

Liam: "I have a strange fear of spoons."
The Boys: *Laugh*
Harry: *Makes some sort of awkward spoon shape with his hand*
Liam: "Ever since I was little- *sees Harry's hand* that doesn't resemble a spoon at all"

by ayr_snommisztif November 29, 2020

There is no spoon

A phrase in the Matrix that is telling Neo that all problems in this life and dimension are merely an illusion within his mind, so he can’t do anything about this until he stops applying himself subjectively to everything in this world and learns to cope with knowing this information. The spoon is a metaphor for attachment.

There is no spoon. All of your problems are within your own mind.

by WorseThanHitler December 1, 2020

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 11, 2020