A multi stepped sexual process:
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
by Tangeriine May 17, 2011
Get the Chinese Microwave mug.A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.
The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:
"Mic Check."
"MIC CHECK!!"
"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"
"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"
"but it really makes you think through"
"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"
"what it is you want"
"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"
"to say."
"TO SAY!!"
"Mic Check."
"MIC CHECK!!"
"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"
"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"
"but it really makes you think through"
"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"
"what it is you want"
"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"
"to say."
"TO SAY!!"
by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011
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Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!
by fuckitall June 11, 2006
Get the microsoft windows mug.A monsterous joint, that when rolled, consumes most of the bud that was purchased from a bag. This can be rolled with no less than two papers spliff or filling an entire blunt without splitting the outer casing goddie or godfather.
This can not be smoked by any more than two people; inducing a coma-like high that lasts for hours and ends with a trip to a burger or taco establishment.
Opposite of eeny teeny weeny beany micro-thinny
This can not be smoked by any more than two people; inducing a coma-like high that lasts for hours and ends with a trip to a burger or taco establishment.
Opposite of eeny teeny weeny beany micro-thinny
"Hey, are you gonna whip out that atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty, or am gonna have to light the eeny teeny weeny beany micro thinny."
or a response to seeing a HUGE joint...
"Jeez, thats an atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty."
or a response to seeing a HUGE joint...
"Jeez, thats an atty batty super makdaddy macro-fatty."
by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006
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I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the ones begging for ALPHA Version Testers.... But MicroCrap has millions and Millions of Happy Alpha Software testers who gladly pay through the nose to test MicroCraps Software and then put up with Spyware and Viruses and Crappy lame ass slow Patch development.
I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the ones begging for ALPHA Version Testers.... But MicroCrap has millions and Millions of Happy Alpha Software testers who gladly pay through the nose to test MicroCraps Software and then put up with Spyware and Viruses and Crappy lame ass slow Patch development.
by OldToker May 13, 2005
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microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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