awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

by tori666 February 2, 2009

First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010

Lappy

Performed by a young girl who does not "want to go all the way" but still desires to please her partner. The action of making out on another's lap. See also prude.

Emily didn't really like the guy, so she just gave him a lappy.

by Charles Henderson May 13, 2004

Laptop Nazism

the practice of nonchalantly handing out detentions for trivial violations of a school's acceptable use policy

I got a two hour detention for leaving my computer in the locker room for five minutes; seems like our school is abiding by Laptop Nazism.

by Aramano April 13, 2010

Laptop

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

by Bob Sometimes January 9, 2006

laporsha

a sad, sad troubled little girl just trying to make her way through life with a hood name. Secretly, Laporsha just wants to open up her weed cupcake shop in a little town in Tennessee. But no, Laporsha is being forced through her hooka gang to spend all her money on crack.

dang, there goes laporsha with all that crack money. she fine tho.

by human b ea n August 23, 2016

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007