eons

ages, a long time
not used much now.
i havent seen you for eons.
by nicole chen June 18, 2006
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eon

An extreme amount of time.

When used by mortals it often refers to their feeling of time, they feel like it is taking an extreme amount of time.
When a god-like being, an eternal, god or immortal being uses it an eon will often refer to truly huge amounts of time. This huge amount of time is often up in millions and billions of years.
This race uses eons to develop!
by sondrex76 July 14, 2015
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I haven't seen you in eons.
by Coweater June 01, 2004
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biggest gelato fanboys. server which is gelato 3.0 care home and retirement centre and was also stemed from the server . The kids: consist of a girl who got zstoed by a indian who plays agario. a cuck who accepts the girl who got zsoted in her mouth. a filthy chink who dickrides them and personality changes every second ( cant accept confrontation). a girl with fowler flaps for a pussy which looks like jason luv has ruptured her holes and some other randoms.
person 1: "im going to kms my boyfriend might leave me"

person 2: "you remind me of that girl in eon...."
by aNnoymous101232324324 June 30, 2023
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The most incredible guy you’ll ever meet. A gentleman, he’s kind, caring, loving, and has the sweetest smile. He has the purest of hearts, and the kindest soul. And, he’s extremely attractive.
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Eon

A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world
Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy
by The church of the seven May 25, 2013
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The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more
whoooo! scary shit man
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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