laporsha

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a sad, sad troubled little girl just trying to make her way through life with a hood name. Secretly, Laporsha just wants to open up her weed cupcake shop in a little town in Tennessee. But no, Laporsha is being forced through her hooka gang to spend all her money on crack.

dang, there goes laporsha with all that crack money. she fine tho.

laporsha by human b ea n August 23, 2016

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laporcha

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone. Very rare but extremely valuable.

Hey I met a LaPorcha today, she was pretty awesome!!!

laporcha by Cherbear29 December 20, 2016

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La Porsha

A young beautiful black queen with the heart of a million stars and the brain of a genius. A flower that has so much potential yet so many obstacles to conquer. A shy loving person with a smile that can brighten an entire universe.

I want to be a queen La Porsha.

La Porsha by Anonymous_Queen123 April 19, 2018

Laporscha

Fiery spirit that doesn’t take mess from anyone. Lives her life out loud no matter other people’s opinions! Beautiful being inside and out, you’ll regret not having her in your life.

Laporscha has all the qualities to make her A force to be reckon with! Don’t play with this wombman!

Laporscha by La Luna Qi November 23, 2021

laporscha

A fiery spirited being. She lives unapologetically no matter the opinions. She doesn’t take a mess from anyone and lives out loud with no regrets. She is beautiful inside and out.

Laporscha is a force to be reckon with, I wouldn’t mess with her or you will get it.

laporscha by La Luna Qi November 23, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026