Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
Get the Bald Eagle Johnsonmug. When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?
Guy 2: No, what happened to him?
Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr
Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork
Guy 2: No, what happened to him?
Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr
Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork
by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025
Get the Johnsonedmug. by Bigcollins April 8, 2022
Get the Johnsonmug. by BigBot15 March 21, 2022
Get the bougeir Johnsonmug. One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......
Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.
by ThatCriminalMastermind August 20, 2012
Get the Madame Johnsonmug. a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish
by Cj23453 March 7, 2019
Get the cody johnsonmug. 