Gaper

Somebody who hogs an item for an unnecessarily long time. Derived from the term "shotgun gaper".

Dude, stop gaping that shisha man! You're such a gaper!

by b.hoffmann December 1, 2009

Grapesoda

A name used by right wing asshole Trumpettes who deny they are right wing asshole Trumpettes when posting in forums. NaziFascistKKK

Grapesoda posted another idioyic thread claiming that he is not Right Wing or a Trump supporter while once again attempting to chastise the liberal members of the board.

by Herman Delatour August 30, 2019

smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014

1st grader

someone that is 6-7 and are small but think there older than other people

mom: its time to go to 1st grade!
1st grader: okay mommy!

by ack December 1, 2018

grazer

to have your privates completely shaven

wow....my grazer got rid of all my itching

by Kepian June 29, 2007

Grape

A combination of the words 'Google' and 'Rape'.

The act of Raping someones Google+ profile when they leave it logged in. Profile picture changes and rude status updates are the most common grapes.

Dude, did you see Jonny's Google+ profile, someone graped him big time.

by Jimlad86 July 12, 2011

Grape

The G+ equivalent to Frape.

OMG, I never logged out of G+ on my work computer and Salad Man just Graped me big-time.

by LargePig July 27, 2011