Dough Dump

n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.

Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

Doughgut

Doughgut is what occurs after eating too much (usually white) bread. Your gut becomes clogged up and, and despite the amount of bread you've consumed you can't seem to feel full, due to no nutrients whatsoever being contained in said bread.

Usually happens only to men when poor. Doughgut amongst women has, as yet, no reported cases.

The bloated constipation is usually accompanied by an overwhelming need to knead your abdomen.

Mate, are you alright? You're walking a bit funny.

I've had nothing but bread to eat for three days. Got really bad doughgut. Might have to live on the toilet for the rest of the week.

Harsh. I had doughgut once and had to have soup enema to get it all out.

by Mr Warburton July 21, 2009

Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Doughgasm

The sexual thrill and/or pleasure, cause by pizza dough or any other type of dough.

"Hey man, whats with that face?" "Ohh nothing, im just gettin a doughgasm from this pizza dough!" "Yeaa... whatever."

by Bliiellb May 18, 2010

dough cuzzz

just something cool to say at the end of a sentence

Jacob: whaddup dough cuzzz?

cdubb: nuttin just chillin cuhhh

Jacob: whut ya boutta do latta dough cuzz?

cdubb: prob nuttin

by westlake watkins June 3, 2010

doughnut stamp

when you spread your ass cheeks and put your dirty/greasy or for perfection and finesse... swamp assery on any exposed skin on some ones body and leave and impression of a doughnut.

1. I just had the green apple squirts and totally doughnut stamped ben on his face.

2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.

by red meat November 27, 2011