Grammar_Freak_17's definitions

implied misinterpretation

adv. When in conversation with someone whose family originates from a foreign-language speaking culture (That includes English for all you Europeans, Central Americans, Asians, and Africans out there!), you can use this to not listen to the person due to lack of interest, understanding of their nature, or just general hatred.

EX 1
Jose: So, last night
Tom: WAIT! I should tell you before you begin, I'm a user of implied misinterpretation.
Jose: ....What?
Tom: Means I don't speak Mexican.
Jose: ...Hateful Ass-hat.

EX 2
Sarah: Do you understand what the professor is saying?
Tom: No clue. I don't speak Asian.
Sarah: He's talking in English.
Tom: Yea. I know.
Sarah: ???

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 17, 2008

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Slaying the Beast

v. To down an entire bottle of an alcoholic beverage of your own choosing. Beast refers to the old Irish way of referring to Alcohol as The Creature. Beast just happens to be a more hardcore animal euphemism, and since downing an entire bottle of alcohol is pretty hardcore...

1. During the 7-month shooting of the movie Animal House, John Belushi slayed more beasts than any frat boy during their entire college careers.

2. Ted: Oh my God! I caught my sexual partner Rosie slaying the beast! NOW I know why she sleeps with me!!!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Dough Dump

n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.

Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!

Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

Around the world

When a male is engaged in an orgy (whenever this may be...in real life if you're a porn star or your fantasies if you're anything less) and about to come, he pulls out and jerks off until the crucial milky explosion. Then during the burst, the man spins around and around as quick as possible and gets sperm everywhere. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH POOR BALANCE OR INNER-EAR INFECTIONS.

Some people talk about the story "Around the World in 80 days" and they call the men in the story geniuses and men of courage. I'd like to shake their hands. 80 days straight of going around the world, and they're still alive. God Dammit, that is AMAZING.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.

1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

anal fruit

n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.

Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.

John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008