Glow Walker 

Glow Walker (G.W.R.) Describes the modern post y2k person whose lives are more or less their social media avatar’s journey. The Glow Walker has no real grounded soul, family, or nurture unit. The Glow Walker prefers friends or “cyber” friends to traditional family or social groups. The lack of so many social norms in the modern Glow Walker’s life fuels the need and desire to constantly witness other people’s realties and lives unfold on TV and Online to feel alive.

The Glow Walker is an automation organism that self generates their energy through feeding from the live charge the real human achiever’s radiate. Glow Walker’s always want reality TV show moments their own lives but never have real lives worth watching. Glow Walker consistently Glow Walk into any and every situation searching for someone else’s life that glows brightly. As a result, they can never be fulfilled. Glow Walker’s are raised and schooled by the American media culture, and more centrally, by fellow Glow Walker media culture graduates and peers. Their chief mode of operation is gaining stimulation and fulfillment from the study of others to create the simulation of fullness and excitement in their own lives. However, the reality that a self actualized person possesses from actual human interaction and personal development during their live’s trials and triumphs can not be “absorbed” and implemented through the study or worship of celebrities, athletes, achievers etc.

She calls her boyfriend a "hard core sportsman" although he's only watched sports on tv his whole life and has attempted to participate in any sports himself much less even gone to a live sporting event, their both total glow walkers.

Glow Walker by Bob Buckner February 4, 2010

case walker 

An underaged girl getting intimate with older boys/men, 2+ years apart which sometimes leads to a lawsuit or as the name suggests case.

Haters: "Damn that lil hoe a "Case Walker"

case walker by La'Juliusavagekobeirvingjames July 10, 2017

J.J. Walker

a drink. a mixture of Tropical Punch Kool Aid and Patron.

-"Did we drink all of that Patron, foo?"
-"nah, still got half a fif in the freezer."
-"get me one of dem J.J. Walker's den."
-"aight den, fo sho"

J.J. Walker by mankies December 21, 2008

wales 

A rugged, mountainous landmass joined to western england with high levels of rainfall all year round. Summer is very short and temperatures rarely reach over 66 degrees F. Winters are harsh and many welsh people exhibit vulgar lesions and cracked skin during this season. It is the time when welsh women are most ready to mate.

Over centuries of industrialisation, and and a lack of ambition/education for its inhabitants; Wales has become a sort of no go area for investment and development. Once famous for coal mining, slate, granite etc practically all of those industries no longer exist, only remains of excavation and mining give a clue to its industrial past... oh and the huge holes dug into the landscape, fetid and rotten, the rust of a thousand moons etc.

The general populace are often very simple in their behavioural and thought patterns and an attitude of intolerance, bitterness and violence are the most common character traits of the typical "welshman". The welsh are particularly bitter toward the english and envy any form of affluence or snobbery. Indeed wages in Wales are much lower than most other parts of great britain and the number of unskilled workers or those claiming some form of benefit are also higher than other parts of britain on average.

In summary, do not visit the towns/cities. In particular cardiff, newport, swansea, llanelli.

The only place really of any interest to those with a liking of scenery and tranquility is west wales, where few council estates exist and the population is mostly well off english retiree's.

Wales in summary; a graveyard of ambition, where people's daily routine consists of earning minimum wage, then spending it on the weekend on cheap alcohol and distasteful female/woolen company. For the unemployes or over 40's days are spent in the local pub then on some low quality turkish food and then possibly beating someone up in the evening.

"I've heard Wales is a dreadful neanderthal infested pit, roasted for a thousand years in rotting pig vomit and then baked in the deserts of egypt for a million millenia then submerged under terrential rain for the remainder of eternity..."

"Yes, your quite right it is."

wales by Miketrinoc September 4, 2005

wales 

The shame of the United Kingdom. Famous for crap bands and bestiality, not famous for much else, apart from a ridiculously bad accent.

For example, a short coversation between two Scottish people:

"Hey, wanna go to Wales for the weekend? We can go out for a drink and pull!"

"Piss off,lets get drunk in England, where the tradition is to pull women and not shag sheep!

wales by Giles2112 April 9, 2005

Herschel Walker 

Winter beverage consisting of half-coffee, half-hot chocolate.

If it were the summer I would enjoy an Arnold Palmer, however being as its the winter I will instead enjoy a Herschel Walker.

Herschel Walker by proper rep March 4, 2009

wadle 

A combination of wading and waddling, it is what obese people do instead of wading through water.

To get to the other side of the pool, the morbidly obese person had to wadle.

wadle by guywhotypeslow December 24, 2009