poodle my noodle 

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

poodle my noodle by Sumica June 1, 2018

fish and noodles 

What happens when Little Mix's Perrie Edwards doesn't know British Cuisine

"Fish and Noodles" Perrie Edwards 2014

fish and noodles by Fish and noodles August 22, 2020

your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

your dick is now a noodle by Justus Bumm January 26, 2018

noodle salad 

When a bunch of guysthrow plastic dicks in a bowl and get it on.
-Rachel Bazen

Sarah P. wishes she was a guy so she could participate in a noodle salad.

noodle salad by sleepingotherpeople March 15, 2016

bunky noodle

someone who hits there head alot , is fun/ funnny, alittle slow but knows what there talking about. Other thing they mite be are sexy, triky, shy, sneaky, meets the hot guys but dose not know what to do, there also very tall.

"She's going out with him, but shes a " bunky noodle "
"

bunky noodle by bunky noodle February 2, 2009

Wet Noodle 

when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.

The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.

Wet Noodle by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016

Noodles 

Arousing photographic images of the female or other inferior species of a sexual nature; N00dz

"I can't believe Don Roy already got Noodles from that girl"

Noodles by OODLES O' NOODLES August 31, 2011