Whale Cum

Whale Cum means "Welcome" but is intentionally spelled "Whale Cum" If pronounced right, it should sound like "Welcome" with a southern accent.

"Whale Cum to the Banana!"
"You are new? Well Whale Cum!"

by c0mbatMaTT97 May 4, 2009

cum biscuit

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it

nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted

by Griff July 1, 2004

Pre cum

The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant

She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum

by James March 10, 2003

Cum goat

one who comes, or sperms like a wild goat. massive ejaculation. when coming like a wild goat, one usually kicks his leg and punches his load carelessly. seizure like effects may occur

"I was manning Stacy's turret when i yanked it out of her swank and shot her in the face like a Cum goat. I totally gave her a black eye."

by gianni October 16, 2004

cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015

Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008

cum-faucet

when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.

Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.

by pissedgirl12 December 25, 2010