russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance

after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.

by What's the Internet May 26, 2017

Bukakke sneeze

The act of sneezing directly into anothers face often covering them in snot.

Unfortunately when i went to kiss her i bukakke sneezed into her face

by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017

pre-sneezin

The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.

Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.

by myk247365 October 7, 2017

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.

"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".

by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017

Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote April 21, 2018

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018