Circus Peanut 

Verb: When you straddle the corner of a dining room table and drag your boys across it.

Did you see little Joshua just circus peanut the dining room table? Wtf

Circus Peanut by JbmlrE March 18, 2021

Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups 

A Non-Quitter, or a stubborn person who last more then a week. These persons cannot win elections.

That one guy quit so they got a Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups to replace him

Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups by WADEC January 19, 2010

dry roasted peanut head 

Usually someone call Alfie, they have a stupid head shape and look like a Mong

Alfie, you're a dry roasted peanut head

dry roasted peanut head by Insulter123 May 27, 2016

peterpan peanut butter alert 

1. one is said to have a "peterpan peanut butter alert" when HEAVILY under the influense of cannabis (aka marijuana)

2. to "trip balls"

DUDE! im totally having a peterpan peanut butter alert!

peterpan peanut butter alert by Mark Farry May 9, 2008

vaginal peanut butter 

Light-brown discharge that smells like peanut butter

Girl 1:"Dude I just got random discharge and it was brown!"
Girl 2:"Thats vaginal peanut butter!"
Girl 1:"Explains why it was a little chunky."

vaginal peanut butter by Peanut_Butter_Discharge September 6, 2016

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

The Peanut Butter has been spread 

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

The Peanut Butter has been spread by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009