laniblatt

a girl that is a party fanatic and you are everything that is gnarly.

boy 1: "man did you see that girl take down 7 shots in a row and do a keg stand right after?"
boy 2: "dude! I know she so laniblatt!"

by cy00tcy00t December 16, 2010

Landception

When you have islands within islands.

Treasure Island, Ontario is an example of landception as the world's largest island in a lake in an island in a lake

by Blahbox July 19, 2011

Land of Hurricane Hazel

Slang term for the city of Mississauga. Mississauga is a city in Southern Ontario located in the Municipality of Peel, and in the western part of the Greater Toronto Area.

Jack: Honey, where would you like to go on vacation?

Jill: Lets go to the Land of Hurricane Hazel.

by stanley2toronto September 28, 2011

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

lane disciplinarian

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Landarius

Landarius is a nice sweet boy. His love of his life is a girl who zodiac sign is pisces. She will be difficult but worth it in the end and she will make Landarius cry over her because he loves her so much. Landarius is crazy and a little down to earth. He will surround you and comfort you. You couldn't go wrong if you don't know a Landarius you better find one.

Darn Landarius is soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!

by Lashankerika November 29, 2013

lane rape

1. When you are walking in a crowded hallway any people start drifting from there lane into your way.
2. Drifting into the left lane in a vehicle (lane raping the person in the left lane)

Person on phone: so last night I was- HEY GET OUTTA THE WAY, sorry this chick was totally committing lane rape.

by allons-ycompanion March 13, 2015