National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

Erk n jerk syrup

A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda

Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day

Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs

by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018

National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

by DaRacoon March 12, 2020

warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.

Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.

by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005

Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.

I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

by Drinking Tom May 30, 2015

surf and turf circle jerk

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

by Noro Machine August 7, 2010