Definitions by FFBushLeague

Ginger Jerk

A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.

Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.

Ginger Jerk by FFBushLeague July 23, 2016

absolute anal 

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.

Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.

absolute anal by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016