Bird Watching

Sarah was bird watching so much last night in hope of knowing about the Kardashians' latest love affairs. Even though no one really gives a fuck.
by swag14 October 20, 2011
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the bird bath

Spread the skin of your ball sack and make into a bowl. pour some sort of liquid into the newly made bowl. Swiftly jump up and down so the penis head slaps the liquid multiple times. Like a bird flapping his wings in the bird bath
Im going to give you the bird bath
by David the jew July 23, 2006
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Big Bird

a huge annoying english lecturer, formally know as the bird from sesame street. this being just so happend to be a completet dick retard and hypocondriac :)
"KA KAWW" omg its big bird.
by yupyup6756453 February 09, 2010
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nakie bird

without clothes, completely naked
Madisyn was nakie bird running through the house.
by mimi24 April 20, 2006
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Flappy bird

Flappy bird is a game where you make a little bird fly in between pipes by tapping the screen of your touch screen device but if he touches one he will fall to the floor and you will lose. There are no levels and just points. If you do not beat your high score you have to have a VERY strong willpower to not play over and over again for hours until you beat your score. If it is very late at night or early in the morning you will then go to sleep and repeat the whole process again in the morning or whenever you are free from work/school/college and if it is not night time and you have nothing you really need to do it is very likely that this game could fill your entire day. The game looks very simple and easy but is in fact very hard and frustrating!! D: but because it is so addicting you just CAN NOT STOP! If you have downloaded flappy bird and you are not in the 1% minority of those magical people who can fight the flappy bird addiction then you must accept that this game is now a part of your life and you are likely to spend no less than half an hour daily playing in it. Good luck in your flappy bird adventures :)
Lilly was playing flappy bird when she scored 19. One lower than her highest score. She screamed 'Oh my god! I hate my life! What is the point in existing?!' Before bursting into tears and playing for another 3 hours.
by Just a simple 18 year old February 04, 2014
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turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)
oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.
by Ralf April 29, 2004
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the birds and the bees

if you really must ask, i really think you don't deserve to know.
oh what the hell.

this phrase is used to discribe the act of a male inserting the male's genitalia into the golden zone of a women, the vagina.
there i did it for you guys, happy?
by fiction diction October 13, 2003
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