human tampon 

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

human tampon by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

human factors 

The study of human interaction with technology/machines. Synonym to ergonomics.

The guy who designed my fucked up office chair really could have used a course in human factors engineering!

human factors by lemonMouse January 26, 2004

Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

Human land shark by thelegacy November 20, 2007

Human Fan 

When you get a really hard boner, you lie another women/man on the floor face down, stick your penis in their asshole and then have another man/women spin you around

"Push me i can do a Human Fan"

Human Fan by Stan Donmy Richard April 27, 2010

Human Parking Cone 

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

Human Parking Cone by snl909 December 14, 2010

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

human wet blanket by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

Human race 

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...

The human race is so wasteful.

Human race by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020