Brandon Melton 

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

Brandon Melton by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

brandon Baum 

The one guy who stopped TikTok from being called the world's stupidest site.

Brandon Baum is a good tiktoker

brandon Baum by Pspspspspspsps January 18, 2021

Brandon Wilbur 

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.

Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.

Brandon Wilbur by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021

Brandon Seeker 

A man of many mysteries

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?

Brandon Seeker by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021

Brandon Fava 

Brandon Fava is one of the most amazing humans in this universe

Brandon Fava was part of the you tube channel BRO TRIO

Brandon Fava by Bethanharris February 18, 2021

brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...

“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”

brandon koifman by uh.whore March 14, 2021

brandon moment 

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

brandon moment by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021