A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.
Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.
Avoid.
Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.
Avoid.
by Colacman May 23, 2010

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.
by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018

by Captain Stink Finger May 23, 2016

Meltose and maltase is Melton
by HERooo132 May 09, 2019

An infected wart, usually found on one's butt cheeks or genital region.
On the streets, it is commonly referred to as Melton Mumps or Bogan Tattoo.
On the streets, it is commonly referred to as Melton Mumps or Bogan Tattoo.
by Papa13 January 01, 2011

Adjective: describes a person, animal or thing that exhibits Joshua Melton-like qualities. These traits include: Enjoying Roblox, practicing confederacy, and large potential for depreciative memes
by Liliam Pumpernickel July 02, 2018
