floppy vagina

a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy

i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Vaginal Reasoning

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.

"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""

by BnutzBcrazy January 29, 2010

vagina sludge

The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.

That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.

by Jspizzle June 16, 2010

Vaginal Viscosity

Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"

by AsHaNdAiDaNsTrIkEaGaIn August 1, 2010

vagina ice

a bag of ice put on the vagina when your vagina hurts. Often covered by a blanket..or sweater vest.

Kelly: HOLY FUCK OW
Stephanie: Do you want some vagina ice?
Kelly: YES

by hellomynameiskelly:) November 1, 2010

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

vagina

The private pubic area located in the nether region of the female body Down Town.

With a wink, she asked if he was going "Down Town" on her vagina later.

by Nick-o July 13, 2007