Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

A LOVE SO BEAUTIFUL

A Chinese drama about a 17 year old in love with her neighbor. It also has a Korean remake, both are able to be streamed on Netflix.

Shin Sol-i/Chen Xiaoxi: I love you.

Cha Heon/Jiang Chen: Well I don't. (secretly does)

(both are scenes form "A Love so Beautiful")

by milaylay January 30, 2021

so close! ❤️

Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation

My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape

by luc designs August 3, 2023

So tit action

The act of coping a quick, yet passionate, feel of a female's breast in a crowded area. Usually done at parties where the offender who receives said tit action cannot be found when the girl becomes offended.

It was so packed at the rager last night that I got so tit action without any of the babes knowing it was me.

by LibrosMeatBalls March 18, 2014

Bootie so big

The fattest badonkadonk there is ever! Don’t you underestimate it it will suffocate you in your sleep and cause rage

That bootie so big got me wet.

by Hdhdhhdhdhdhehe November 23, 2021