Tremonti Standard

A guitar tuning that consists of DADGBE, in which the Standard E tuning is dropped a full step. This tuning is used by many of today's hard rock bands, but was popularized by Creed's Mark Tremonti on 1997's hit "My Own Prison."

OK, to play this song, tune your guitar to Tremonti Standard.

by ajbrandt1 November 11, 2006

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Standoffish

Something your girlfriend says that makes you feel like your an idiot, then you realize its not a word.

This is getting a little bit too standoffish for me.

by BrentisDUMB November 13, 2011

Standoffish

Someone that seems like a shy person without much sense if you don't know them well.

Robert/Roberta Ford seem shy and harmless until you turned your back, then his/her standoffish nature showed through the surface, though you wouldn't ever see it until it was too late.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Stand up

A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.

"woah check the size of her"
"yeah man she's tiny, she is easy stand up material!"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

standly steamer

a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.

i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.

by benji_d_mendoza December 5, 2010