Spark plug

The action of lighting a sparkler and sticking it in your anus as if it is a dildo.

I spark plugged myself last night

by Diggleton Faddlebuck January 7, 2025

shorkie

when you poop and hair comes out

“Oh my god the other day I had a shorkie! I thought a wig fell in the toilet”
“I just had a massive shorkie bro”

by princessepilepsy March 24, 2025

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Sparkatrician

A playful, exaggerated term for an electrician, blending “sparky” (Australian slang for an electrician) with “electrician” to humorously elevate the role. A skilled electrician, often implied to be highly experienced, clever, or almost “wizard-like” with electrical work.
Tone & Usage:
Lighthearted, humorous, and not an official trade title
Used jokingly to praise someone’s electrical expertise

“Don’t worry, call Dave—he’s a total sparkatrician.”
“That wiring job is so clean, you’d think a sparkatrician did it.”

by wordismsdaily March 27, 2026

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025

Spark Driver

Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.

Im a spark driver. Im an idiot who is exploited by illegal aliens

by anonymous July 22, 2025

Sparkbird

A micro-celebrity bedroom chamber folk-pop musical artist who was popularized by their 2023 hit “November”. They are non-binary and use they/them.

person 1: Sparkbird is my favorite artist
person 2: who the fuck asked

by Average nonbinarian July 24, 2025