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shorkie
“Oh my god the other day I had a shorkie! I thought a wig fell in the toilet”
“I just had a massive shorkie bro”
“I just had a massive shorkie bro”
shorkie by princessepilepsy March 24, 2025
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Sharkie
A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.
The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.
The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).
The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.
The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).
"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"
"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "
"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!
"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "
"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!
Sharkie by Vatican Black November 28, 2012
sharkiesha
sharkiesha by No_Love_For_Thots November 28, 2013
The Shorties
In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.
The Shorties by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021
shortie
sharkiesha
sharkiesha by dqfdyqidgusgdkus December 4, 2013
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