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knob and tube wiring 

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings
my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

Faulty Wiring

a kick-ass band from hershey, made up of the members; metzy, kirky, and max

yeahhh man
i went to go see the Faulty Wiring concert the other day.

barbed wiring

A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.
When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.
barbed wiring by rasperas August 2, 2011

Faulty Wiring

the state of being stupid or acting stupidly
Faulty Wiring by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

hot wiring 

n. The act of turning a car on.
I hotwiring a car with my hands.
hot wiring by sss3d July 16, 2004

White-wiring 

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.
"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."
White-wiring by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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