shake-a-jake

The act of shaking a homeless person on the street in exchange for money.

I had a great game of shake-a-jake after getting drunk in town last night!

by QualityApeMan April 10, 2005

Jake

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.

guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad

by Michele Cook June 20, 2007

Rusty Jake Brake

Where upon a tounge contacts the anus and one let's forth a furiously spicy blast of buttwind thus causing the recipient to convulsively projectile vomit.

Last night I had this broad tossin my salad and I gave her a Rusty Jake Brake.

by Fred Rusty June 24, 2007

jake mcmorrow

When you have such a big dong it hangs out of your long black jeans

Man jake mcmorrow is coming out yo pants

by adfas January 14, 2008

Jake

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3

by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 23, 2011

Jake 'pieman' power

a legend!
has a large obsession with doing the windmill with his penis, often in public places and to strangers.

Likes to laugh at stupid things such has teeeeeth and nooose.
favorite phrase is "giz a gobble"
AND LOVES SEX!!

jake 'pieman' power rovers legend jizz gobble

by pieman_rovers June 21, 2009

Jake Paulers

15 year old girls/boys that like a white boy from Ohio that can't rap worth his life.

Thank you so mutch join the jake paulers and hit that notification bell

by I-hate-life October 6, 2017