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ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.
"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"
by DeadGoat May 26, 2016
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iron man

Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"
"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"
by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020
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Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.
Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'
by Chairman Money June 27, 2010
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THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
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IRONIC PEDOPHILE

Where a PEDOPHILE is needed in LEGITIMATE AREAS.

BACKGROUND MOVIE RARE
MIDNIGHT COWBOY X RATED VERSION
STARRING DUSTIN LEE HOFFMAN

JONATHAN VINCENT VOIT
THE FLASHING LIGHTS WORSHIP OBJECT FLUSH TOILET
AT THE ANDALUSIA DRIVE-IN
745 BRISTOL PIKE ANDALUSIA , PENISVANIA 19020

My CRAPSSPARC....oh my GOD....CINCINNATI as COTINUOUS REJECTION ASSH0LE PISS SHITS. As EVIDENCE PICTURE AT HOTEL ROOM.

for functional reasons many corporations depend on.

financial bodies will play stinging FAGGOT PRANKS on him.

FRAUDULENT BOOBY TRAPS

MOST IMPORTANT, MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION other things.
The world is a very strange place because if something worth quite a bit of money at the OUTSET intrinsically or a high stakes lawsuit needs someone as

make this really hurt but try a SUCKER.
ANAL ALAN the infamous IRONIC PEDOPHILE as the continuous free fall, the only recharge is MANDATORY (SHOVING BALLS UP ASSH0LE, SHOVE DICE UP ASSH0LE,PUMPING AIR ASSH0LE, SHITEATING SHIT FELLATIO, MY, AND PISSDRINKING) for each day into the night LOOK ABOVE.. BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS , AND LITTLE BOYS born with unstoppable ERECTORY RESPONSE can't stop he has to pay FUEL COSTS of his DICK ACTIVITY

The IRONIC PEDOPHILE ALAN I WALDMAN has no indoor shelter very rarely, AND has to ask EACH PARENT AND EACH PERSON with a DOG for "A FEW DOLLARS"."baby carriage coming through with baby" as get that DICK UP at attention ASSH0LE SUCKER.

IRONIC PEDOPHILE as " that CATHARTIC PERSONALITY" works wonders after loads of NIGHT SHIT EATING. smart ass MANIC CRIMINAL HISPANIC booby trap purposely break the FLUSHER on the PEDOPHILE WORSHIP OBJECT TOILET BUTT I made right immediately as ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE sees lots of FLASHING LIGHTS on thy royalist TOILET as a LITTLE BOY FIXATION as DUSTIN is told to WORSHIP THE TOILET , ridiculous my parents drove off!!!!" back to LEVITTOWN PA for you JOHN DOEN whoops I mean ALAN I WALDMAN as I am on as the CRIMINAL HISPANIC said , there is a "CAMERA"

. AS MOUNTAIN MIKE'S MENLO PARK , got the dog tag by BOOBY TRAP PLUMBER FLOODING intentionally BATHROOM drive ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE out BUT NOT ABOUT ME ONLY as more serious BILLIONS DOLLAR LAWSUIT, and SERIAL KILLINGS as the use of SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as the IRONIC PEDOPHILE istuck in his forever situation
by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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Iron Maiden

THE most influential metal band of all time IMO. Albums like Their eponymous debut, Killers, The Number of The Beast, PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MIND, etc. ! They consistently pump out quality into your ears, they continue to innovate metal genre with 3 FUCKING GUITARISTS, they've solidified the metal genre as an artform, their latest album (Senjutsu) FUCKING SLAPS, They've inspired acts like Avenged Sevenfold, I COULD KEEP FUCKING GOING
(Guy 1) I just bought a new Iron Maiden album!

(Guy 2) Kickass!
by TotallyNotAnIronMaidenFan September 26, 2021
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