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joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
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Spencer Joke

A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.
If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.
by Reppingthe954 May 7, 2022
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Sstein Joke

Any of the following parts constitute a Sstein Joke:

(a) coarse, grotesquely sexual, often of a homosexual nature.

(b) physical; i.e. a person showing their ass.

(c) very long

(d) extremely unfunny

(e) religious, personal, highly inappropriate.
What did he do? He just made a Sstein joke about two elder homosexuals engaging in acts of bestiality.
by RSI creator March 31, 2009
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Inside Joke

A joke that a certain group of people get until explained
(Kyle) Hah, like Ankle Phone!
(Jocelyn) Yeah!
(James) What?
(Kyle) It's an inside joke, we saw it on an ad where a guy had a phone on his ankle.
(James) Oh. Thats not funny.
(Jo&K) Fuck you
by 16bitten June 26, 2023
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Inside Joke

A joke that a group of a minimum of 2 people understand. And only them, although Urban Dictionary doesn't like them.
Me: “That spa-“
UB: NO INSIDE JOKES *deleted*
by • Itz Lollipopz • May 20, 2021
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Joking

A poor excuse GEN Z uses in order not to clarify what they stated or acknowledge what they said was wrong.
Millennial: what part of Brazil are you from?
GenZ: why you wanna know?
Millennial: because you wanted to meet me for drinks and I'm trying to get to know you.
GenZ: calm down, I was joking.
by B_Calm January 28, 2023
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