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smoth

1. smiling + goth

2. Persons who enjoys wearing a lot of black, but don't want to kill themselves.

3. Goth posers who usually frequent Hot Topic and are secretly obsessed with Hello Kitty.
"That girl looked so dark and scary when I saw her in the parking lot, but then I saw her at the mall--she's just a freakin' smoth!"
by N. Schwab April 10, 2008
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smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face
smoosh me please thanks
by Guess June 19, 2006
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
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smootie

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.
Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.
by Farbe January 10, 2009
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pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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smoot

One who smoots. And smoots hard. Watch out, motherfuckers. School bus.

Anything withing 5 feet of teh Smoot is considered property of the sex fungeon and will be treated as such. In other words, hold on to your asses, ass holders.
smoot: oh well, perhapse smoot should smoot himself to bed
mina: Hehe, yeah the Mina too
smoot: mina should smoot herself to bed?
mina: Hehe, definatley
mina: That sounds kinky....
smoot: smoot should smoot mina to bed
mina: Hehe, now THAT sounds REALLY kinky
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Smotherfucker

1. Somebody who has engaged in the act of getting jiggy with a person who they are, through either coincidence or from premediation, smothering with a pillow or other such smothery thang.

2. A general nob-end.
Stop smothering me, you smotherfucker!
by Big Willie Wet Wipe April 8, 2007
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